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Munna Bhai Engineering Song, here it is:-
appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum…
saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai…
copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush…!!!
fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?
are kaiko ?
arre kaiko re?
fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila…..
ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!
saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ….
computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa…!!!
din bhar appun computer ke aagge…
koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi…
Boss bola kya be munna saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya …!!!
ye munnabhai kya coding bana rela hai baap…!!!
(fir …? fir kya huwa..?)
fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya…
form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya…!!!
lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya ….!!!
par module me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya ….!!!
appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali… aapun ke coding ki poori waat laga di…. appun udharich khadaa thaa… par
appun kuch nahi bola… kaiko bolega? kaiko…?
saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa… usme bhi itne bugs…
par appun ek aansu nahi roya…
kaiko royega…?
kaiko..?
saala appunich yedaa thaa naa…!!!
agale din se phir wohi life chalu…
wohi mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi assignments… saala itnaa mails forward kiya…itnaa mails forward kiya… log samze mail server down hoyega… bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya karega…!!!
training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai…
haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai…
(phir …? phir kya huwa..?)
fir …?
fir kya…?
fir agale din appun ko aur ek project mila…!!!
shaappak…
saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya …..
computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa…!!!
Marketing Tips
WORTH READING-
Professor at one of the IIM's was explaining marketing concepts to the Students: -
1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising
3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations
5 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition
6 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback
7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap
8 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share
9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" Your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets
Regards,
Arjun Hunurkar - "Give Respect to, Get Respect"
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 2010 TS XViD-KiNGDOM
IMDB rating: 6.1/10 (860 votes)
Directed by: Jon Turteltaub
Starring by: Nicolas Cage, Alfred Molina, Jay Baruchel , Alice Krige
Size: 700Mb
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Inception 2010 CAM XviD-UNDEAD
IMDB rating: 9.3/10 (39,850 votes)
Directed by: Christopher Nolan
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page
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Samples: Video Sample
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Genre : Comedy, Romance
Cast : Akshay Kumar, Trisha Krishnan, Makrand Deshpande, Rajpal Yadav, Johny Lever, Asrani, Aroona Irani, Kulbhushan Kharbanda, Neeraj Vora, Manoj Joshi, Milind Gunaji, Urvashi Sharma, Tinu Anand
Producer : Akshay Kumar
Director : Priyadarshan
Music : Pritam Chakraborty, Shani
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SCREENSHOTS : #1 #2 #3
SUBTITLE : English
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Genre : Gangsters, Crime
Cast : Ajay Devgn, Emraan Hashmi, Kangna Ranaut, Prachi Desai, Randeep Hooda
Producer : Ekta Kapoor, Shobha Kapoor
Director : Milan Luthria
Music : Pritam Chakraborty
IMDB : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1395054/
SCREENSHOTS : #1 #2 #3
SAMPLE
Once Upon a Time in Mumbaai (2010) Hindi Movie PDvDRip Xvid [DDR]
[Marathi Movie] Gabhricha Paus (2009)
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Format/Info : Audio Video Interleave
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Duration : 1h 35mn
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Video
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Bharat Jadhav, Sanjay Narvekar, Sonali Kulkarni, Smita Shevale, Vijay Chavan, Nayana Apte and Anand Abhyankar
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